Trump Will Win, and Win The Popular Vote.
Four years ago on Election Day 2016, I published a post right here on American Parser called “The Real King Of Queens Will Be President!” I had not voted for … Continue reading
The Real King Of Queens Will Be President!
So, as disturbing as it is for some of you out there to believe, Donald Trump will win the U.S. Presidential election today. I know; it took me until just … Continue reading
Et Tu, Ben Carson?
And the winner of Ben Carson’s endorsement is… WHAT?!? “As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout So is a beautiful woman (or a good man – … Continue reading
Trump Showcases Masterful, Inarticulate Ignorance
So, Trey Gowdy has decided to endorse a Republican presidential candidate, and it happens to not be Donald Trump. Oh, for shame! Trump, in top form, of course, takes an endorsement of … Continue reading
The Value Of Your Vote
After last night’s 2014 mid-term election results, Republicans are cautiously emboldened. Democrats are disappointed and bracing for the cooler air that comes with lame duck season. It’s 2006 turned inside … Continue reading
Sex For President 1996: Out With The Old
1996 – William Jefferson Clinton vs. Robert Joseph “Bob” Dole This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack … Continue reading
Sex For President 1992: Baby Boomers Become The Establishment
1992 – George H.W. Bush vs. Ross Perot vs. Bill Clinton This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack … Continue reading
Sex For President 1988: Where’s George Michael When You Need Him?
1988 – George Herbert Walker Bush vs. Michael Dukakis This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama … Continue reading
Sex For President 1984: 525-13. ‘Nuff Said.
1984 – Ronald Reagan vs. Walter Mondale This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt … Continue reading
Sex For President 1980: Here Comes The Cavalry
1980 – Jimmy Carter Vs. Ronald Reagan This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney … Continue reading
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