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Category Archives: Here We Go Again

Trump Will Win, and Win The Popular Vote.


Four years ago on Election Day 2016, I published a post right here on American Parser called “The Real King Of Queens Will Be President!” I had not voted for … Continue reading

November 3, 2020 · Leave a comment

The Real King Of Queens Will Be President!


So, as disturbing as it is for some of you out there to believe, Donald Trump will win the U.S. Presidential election today. I know; it took me until just … Continue reading

November 8, 2016 · Leave a comment

Et Tu, Ben Carson?


    And the winner of Ben Carson’s endorsement is… WHAT?!? “As a ring of gold in a swine’s snout So is a beautiful woman (or a good man – … Continue reading

March 11, 2016 · Leave a comment

Trump Showcases Masterful, Inarticulate Ignorance


So, Trey Gowdy has decided to endorse a Republican presidential candidate, and it happens to not be Donald Trump. Oh, for shame! Trump, in top form, of course, takes an endorsement of … Continue reading

December 28, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Value Of Your Vote


After last night’s 2014 mid-term election results, Republicans are cautiously emboldened. Democrats are disappointed and bracing for the cooler air that comes with lame duck season. It’s 2006 turned inside … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sex For President 1996: Out With The Old


  1996 – William Jefferson Clinton vs. Robert Joseph “Bob” Dole This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack … Continue reading

November 6, 2012 · Leave a comment

Sex For President 1992: Baby Boomers Become The Establishment


1992 – George H.W. Bush vs. Ross Perot vs. Bill Clinton This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack … Continue reading

November 6, 2012 · 1 Comment

Sex For President 1988: Where’s George Michael When You Need Him?


  1988 – George Herbert Walker Bush vs. Michael Dukakis This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama … Continue reading

November 5, 2012 · 1 Comment

Sex For President 1984: 525-13. ‘Nuff Said.


  1984 – Ronald Reagan vs. Walter Mondale This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt … Continue reading

November 5, 2012 · 2 Comments

Sex For President 1980: Here Comes The Cavalry


1980 – Jimmy Carter Vs. Ronald Reagan This is an installment in the series Sex For President, which considers the 2012 U.S. presidential race between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney … Continue reading

November 5, 2012 · 4 Comments

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